Moral Search

Finding Morality is hard when looking for it.

Comic found at sinfest.com

Advice!

Dear Tough Love,
I'm trying to civilize an unruly boy. But he's always wiggling around and saying terrible blasphemous things! How am I to control a child like this? He's getting on my last nerve.
Sincerely,
Troubled Teacher

Troubled Teacher,
Tough Love has fallen ill, so I'll be taking their place for now. As for your problem, how old is the kid? It sounds like you're sucking all the fun from his life. If you give him his freedom, he wouldn't feel so tempted to act out. But if you try to control him, of course he's going to fight it. You need to relax.
Take it easy.
Self-proclaimed Genius

tuff luv,
i got this kid---------rich--ripin me off---nerv------lernin------shud i do with the boy?
unapresheated father

Unappreciated father,
Write back when you don't have a bottle in your hand.
Self-proclaimed Genius

Huckleberry Jam!

A delightful homemade jam featuring a delicious berry.

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Moral Development Map

Huck's Moral Development

The Hair Ball Oracle

Those who wear a crown on their head will find themselves falling on hard luck. Be wary of chickens. Avoid the circus.
(The King)

Young liars should look out for the wind that carries change. Think over your actions as if done to you, or you may start feeling lonely. The wise animals that help each other live longer than the beasts in desolate solitude.
(Tom)

Huckleberry Finn Is Going To Hell!

This week a young boy by the name of Huckleberry Finn attempted to help a slave escape slavery for a second time, this time though, from the Sawyer family in Lousiana. The slave, Jim, had previously escaped from Huckleberry's adoptive mother Widow Douglas. Huckleberry Finn, who was reported dead in his hometown, was seen yesterday on the bank of the Mississippi River not to far from the Sawyer's farm. A witness, who will remain under the alias of "The King" for the time being, saw Huckleberry rip up a letter, as he was spying in the bushes. Upon painstakingly piecing it back together, the witness was able to read a fair amount of the contents of said letter, before the result of his troubles was swept away by a sudden and unseasonal gust of dusty wind. The witness, who came to us looking like a downtrodden chicken, reported what the letter said and what Huckleberry said upon tearing the letter up. The words on the letter revealed Jim's true owner and his wereabouts. The witness also told that Huckleberry said, upon tearing upart the letter, "All right, then, I'll go to hell!"

Later meeting up with Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry's friend also from Huckleberry's hometown, the two brew up a troublesome and complicated plot to rescue Jim. The plan went awry when they were discovered by a group of farmers. Jim did get free, and his current wereabouts are unknown. Huckleberry is supposidly heading out west to new territory and to get away from being "sivilized." Tom Sawyer is back in his hometown with his mother Polly. The witness, "The King," has once again dissappeared and will most likely not be seen until the chicken feathers and tar are gone.